Collecting Testimonials!

[alivemagdolene]

Collecting testimonials for ye olde profile page! Please be so kind. I muchly enjoyed being referred to in product form. ^_^

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[warriorpoet.livejournal.com]

When alivemagdolene is draped across me, I feel more awkward than those assholes in the Snuggie commercial!

[queer-theory.livejournal.com]

alivemagdolene: Now legal in 32 states and Canada.

[smilesawakeyou.livejournal.com]

alivemagdolene will cure all your ailments, including balding and syphilis!*


*WARNING: may cause burning and giant spider hallucinations.

[http://users.livejournal.com/_lady_vanilla_/]

Introducing alivemagdolene! The nutritional breakfast, evening perfume, window cleaner and small explosive all rolled into one! Will also neuter your pets, provide heat to a small council block outside Teddington, help grandma with her crossword AND get you to any destination on time with the click of a button!

Warning: Do not use alivemagdolene if you are heavily pregnant, slightly pregnant or want children at all in the future. Results will vary. Made in a factory that contains nuts. All rights reserved.