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Madame Mxgdxlxnx Lxvxs, esq™ ([personal profile] alivemagdolene) wrote2009-03-13 11:52 pm

Collecting Testimonials!

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Collecting testimonials for ye olde profile page! Please be so kind. I muchly enjoyed being referred to in product form. ^_^

[identity profile] warriorpoet.livejournal.com 2009-03-14 04:06 am (UTC)(link)
When [livejournal.com profile] alivemagdolene is draped across me, I feel more awkward than those assholes in the Snuggie commercial!

[identity profile] queer-theory.livejournal.com 2009-03-14 06:50 am (UTC)(link)
[livejournal.com profile] alivemagdolene: Now legal in 32 states and Canada.

[identity profile] smilesawakeyou.livejournal.com 2009-03-14 07:24 am (UTC)(link)
[livejournal.com profile] alivemagdolene will cure all your ailments, including balding and syphilis!*


*WARNING: may cause burning and giant spider hallucinations.

[identity profile] http://users.livejournal.com/_lady_vanilla_/ 2009-03-14 10:22 am (UTC)(link)
Introducing [livejournal.com profile] alivemagdolene! The nutritional breakfast, evening perfume, window cleaner and small explosive all rolled into one! Will also neuter your pets, provide heat to a small council block outside Teddington, help grandma with her crossword AND get you to any destination on time with the click of a button!

Warning: Do not use [livejournal.com profile] alivemagdolene if you are heavily pregnant, slightly pregnant or want children at all in the future. Results will vary. Made in a factory that contains nuts. All rights reserved.