Rahm? ...Please don't wear sweater vests and open collars ever again. Because when you do, you look like Mister Rogers to me, and that sends conflicting signals fizzing in my brainbox. And then I end up whimpering on the floor as visions of Sean Hannity dressed as King Friday XIII flicker across my fevered sight. OH GOD THE LAND OF MAKE-BELIEVE IT'S BEING FLOODED BY TEABAGS OH GOD OH GOD OHGOD
LOL! IT'S MR. EMMANUEL'S NEIGHBORHOOD! Does that make Allen Colmes Queen Sara Sunday? And are everyone at Fox and Friends Trolley? They are kind of the "gateway". OMG, is Glenn Beck Mr. McFeely?
Oh dear, I made your nightmare my playground. And then threw upXP
Coby Willard = Prince Tuesday Bill O'Reilly = Lady Elaine Fairchilde Brit Hume = Ox the Owl Geraldo Rivera = Henrietta Pussycat Sam Shepard = Daniel Tiger
God, Bill O is SO Lady Elaine! That is absolutely fucking perfect--now I want an icon of that. The vision of Geraldo saying "meow meow meow meow!" cracks me up too.
Too bad there's no one with a southern accent like Queen Sara Saturday, Allan Colmes will have to do.
That's it--from now on, Geraldo can only communicate by meowing. He'll be just as effective and think of how CUTE he'll be!
Ugh, not feeling creative. Make crappy icon that is crappy. Sorry:P
Now that you mention it, it's weird that there's no one at Fox with a southern accent. You'd think they would have hired someone from "Real America" by now...
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Date: 2009-04-17 12:59 am (UTC)no subject
Date: 2009-04-17 01:50 am (UTC)DAMN MY HEBREW FEVER!
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Date: 2009-04-17 02:48 am (UTC)Kind of speaking of which...
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Date: 2009-04-17 11:10 am (UTC)I think [Bad username or site: @ livejournal.com]'s is still my fave, tho':
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Date: 2009-04-17 01:27 am (UTC)...Please don't wear sweater vests and open collars ever again. Because when you do, you look like Mister Rogers to me, and that sends conflicting signals fizzing in my brainbox. And then I end up whimpering on the floor as visions of Sean Hannity dressed as King Friday XIII flicker across my fevered sight.
OH GOD THE LAND OF MAKE-BELIEVE
IT'S BEING FLOODED BY TEABAGS
OH GOD OH GOD OHGOD
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Date: 2009-04-17 01:49 am (UTC)*full body shudder*
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Date: 2009-04-17 02:44 am (UTC)Oh dear, I made your nightmare my playground. And then threw upXP
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Date: 2009-04-17 02:55 am (UTC)BUT THE BURN IS GOOD
FIRE IS THE CLEANSER
CONTINUE, PLS
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Date: 2009-04-17 03:50 am (UTC)Coby Willard = Prince Tuesday
Bill O'Reilly = Lady Elaine Fairchilde
Brit Hume = Ox the Owl
Geraldo Rivera = Henrietta Pussycat
Sam Shepard = Daniel Tiger
DANCE FIRE, DANCE :P
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Date: 2009-04-17 04:33 am (UTC)Too bad there's no one with a southern accent like Queen Sara Saturday, Allan Colmes will have to do.
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Date: 2009-04-17 11:14 am (UTC)I must admit, I have no personal stake in his movies like many do, I just like that he's become synonymous with raping childhood memories.
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Date: 2009-04-17 08:27 pm (UTC)Ugh, not feeling creative. Make crappy icon that is crappy. Sorry:P
Now that you mention it, it's weird that there's no one at Fox with a southern accent. You'd think they would have hired someone from "Real America" by now...
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Date: 2009-04-17 11:11 am (UTC)I don't know if I'm amused or terrified. Or terrimused. Amusified!
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Date: 2009-04-17 02:35 am (UTC)GODDAMN IT, I HAVE SHIT TO DO... I REALLY DO... AW FUCK.
*YouTubes it instead*
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Date: 2009-04-17 05:48 am (UTC)no subject
Date: 2009-04-17 11:11 am (UTC)Hebrew Fever: I SOOOO haz it.