Dress Your Infant in Fake Meringue and Salad

[alivemagdolene]

This has got to be one of the most fucking disturbing things I've ever seen. It's so surreal it's almost dizzying. WHO WOULD THINK THIS WAS EVEN A REMOTELY GOOD IDEA?!

As Amelie Gilette put it:

Today on her show, Martha Stewart showcased the talents of a young designer who could whip up some of the most beautiful, creative, intricate centerpieces just from everyday household things and basic crafting items that nearly everyone has on hand, such as: felt, construction paper, old pillowcases, and helpless infants who haven't yet learned to crawl away when mommy's making a joke outfit.

I don't know why this video is so creepy. Well, actually, I know exactly why this video is so creepy: it features overhead shot after overhead shot of a table full of babies dressed like over-sized food products, their chubby arms and legs squirming beneath the giant foodstuffs that have become their prisons. The turkey-baby is especially disconcerting.

These people need to be stopped.

Comments

[http://users.livejournal.com/_lady_vanilla_/]

Hahahaha, that's so richly disturbing (gettit??) Then again, like Delia Smith, I find Martha Stewart incredibly creepy on a good day. *shudders* Nobody should be that happy folding napkins.

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All our children will be dressed as holiday foods! Not just on special occasions, but always!