"I Hope His Kidneys Fail!"

Wanda Sykes has def gone up a few notches in my book. Take some time or frankly just skip to 11:52 and try not to shit your pants. FUCKIN' A.

NOTE TO CSPAN CAMERA CREW: Don't focus in the secret service during a joke about them. What the fuck do you think they're going to do? Cease doing their jobs to have a chuckle? The guy wasn't even paying attention to what she said.

ADDENDUM: How exactly was Glen Beck invited? Check out Obama's speech for an enthusiastic Beck (is there ever not?) when the president mentions Fox News.

FURTHER ADDENDUM: Sadly, I bet she has to pay (as will Obama for laughing) for the Limbaugh joke. I've got mixed feelings about the Palin one, though.