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Long Abandoned Dixie Square Mall Finally Demolished

Walk with me, won't you? Walk with me as we enjoy Dixie Square Mall, the place that turned me on to "urban exploring" (at least looking, anyway) and stalking

abandonedplaces. ( I said walk with me... )

I guess you could say my love affair with DSM also led me into This American Life since it was an episode someone mentioned in

abandonedplaces that got me listening. That episode, by the way, is one of the best ever and you need to listen to it right now. Go here!

Current Mood: sad

Okay, this has been bugging me long enough to blog about it now.

( Oh, here we go... )

Current Mood: annoyed

The Fifty Books Challenge, year two! This was a library request.

( A Young Woman's Very Bland Search For Watered-Down Spiritual Sort-Of Fulfillment )

Current Mood: blank

I hate myself for doing this, I truly do.

But I'm currently working on a children's book (no, really!) with a former work colleague of mine (she's writing, I'm illustrating) and it's going to really help with promotional crap if my art page is "impressive". By this, I mean my Facebook art page, as I'm currently pissed at DeviantArt and Facebook has FAR more exposure anyway (it's also a hell of a lot easier to update).

So here's where you are dragged in. If you could, could you please join my art page if you haven't already and pimp it to (invite) your friends? You have my undying gratitude.

Click the banner, it'll take you right to it.

My many thanks in advance and I really hate having to do this. ♥

Current Mood: eep

From The Hater:

Where Is Evan Rachel Wood Supposed To Be From?

Whatever Works

by Amelie Gillette May 12, 2009

Last week, the trailer for Whatever Works, the new Woody Allen joint starring Larry David as Larry David playing Woody Allen, found its way online. In it, Evan Rachel Wood plays a dim-witted girl who is apparently hails from some unidentifiable locale south of the Mason Dixon line.

Based on the trailer and nothing else here's a short list of where Evan Rachel Wood's character is supposed to be from:

--Texas?

--Generic Tin-Eared Southern Accent City, Texas

--A Kenosha, Wisconsin high school production of A Streetcar Named Desire

--You know, the South

--Inside a giant pot of syrupy sweet molasses

--The James Van Der Beek School Of Terrible Southern Accents

--The bottom of a big, ole frosty mint julep

--A soundstage

--That there swamp over yonder

--A Red Lobster on cajun shrimp night

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Not even the promise of the delicious Sam Bee will get me past the fact Evan Rachel Wood is wooing Larry David and in that "accent". Ugh.

Current Mood: blah
Current Music: "Momma was an opium smoker, she used to light it with a red hot poker..."

I'm missing Baltimore Pagan Pride!!!! How very apt for it to be held in Druid Hill Park (for you non Baltimorons or anyone just not familiar with Bmore, there actually is a Druid Hill Park; scenes from Pink Flamingos were shot there, as were I think some of Barry Levinson's films, but I could very well be wrong).

IT'S JUST NOT FAIR, GODDAMMIT!!!!!

I SOOOOOOO need to make Pagan friends in the area. :^(

Current Mood: disappointed
Current Music: "We won't stop until somebody calls the cops and even then we'll start again..."

I present, for your voyeuristic/sadomasochistic viewing, some serious shit going down.

I watched this:

feeling pukey and saw this

afterward and felt even pukier. It's like Michael Richards' brain got hijacked by racist satellite for a performance and then dropped him back to his regular frequency. You can see even as he's apologizing profusely he can't tell what the fuck happened.

Current Mood: shocked
Current Location: Springtime Haze
Current Music: "Thirty-two is still a goddamn number."

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
UUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGG
GGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!
!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Current Mood: uncomfortable

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Whaaaaa?!

SPEAK!

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