Introducing alivemagdolene! The nutritional breakfast, evening perfume, window cleaner and small explosive all rolled into one! Will also neuter your pets, provide heat to a small council block outside Teddington, help grandma with her crossword AND get you to any destination on time with the click of a button!

Warning: Do not use alivemagdolene if you are heavily pregnant, slightly pregnant or want children at all in the future. Results will vary. Made in a factory that contains nuts. All rights reserved.